My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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