In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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