I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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