When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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