never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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