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There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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