i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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