I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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