My nipple is on Facebook.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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