take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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