with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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