You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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