plz talk dirty to me
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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