Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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