question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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