ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
