$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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