used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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