I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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