what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
They have beer where we have blood.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
