we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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