If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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