When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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