New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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