Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Boobs speak an international language.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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