Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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