...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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