You work out of a Hotel?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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