I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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