I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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