Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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