awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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