just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
the gays at disneyland are vicious
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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