I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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