Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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