just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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