super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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