you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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