U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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