how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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