My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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