have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
