i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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