i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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