I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
hell yes lets make some ravioli
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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