He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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