come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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