No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Dignity is for republicans.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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