fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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