thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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