Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
